Jason Segel on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno | On meeting the president
there is not a single thing i dislike about this man.
|—||I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)|
Josh Gad’s daughter is possessed by Frozen!
i’m dying now
His daughter definitely has a future in acting or becoming a princess with powers!
HEY I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT HERE’S MY NUMBER
SO COME TAKE DOWN AN INTERNATIONAL NEONAZI TERRORIST ORGANISATION WITH ME
Earth’s mightiest heroes
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
ur contribution is appreciated
Maria Hill in Captain America: The Winter Soldier
I was driving past a business here in the Houston Heights, when I glimpsed this painted on the side of the building. I recognized that iconic WWII poster before I realized it was not just any woman, but 14 year old Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani girl who was attacked for wanting an education. The words next to her are her quote, ( “I don’t mind if I have to sit on the floor at school.) All I want is education. And I’m afraid of no one.”
This is gorgeous.